Creature — Human Detective
Meddling Youths
3RWHaste
Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "2, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
"Well, if it isn't mean old Mr. Larchbottom, who's always been so eager to have the only dumpling stall in Oxblood Alley."
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